i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
vagina is talking i cant
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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