He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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