Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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