It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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