i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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