I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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