I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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