Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
50% drunk capacity currently
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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