New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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