Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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