yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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