the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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