please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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