Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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