i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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