Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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