marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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