Midget sex pt 2 tonight
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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