i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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