I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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