So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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