Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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