So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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