In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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