it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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