dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
