I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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