Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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