you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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