The brown eye won't let me do that either.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
