i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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