i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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