you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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