You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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