i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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