I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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