Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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