I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Randomize
