This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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