seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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