One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Plan B is the new Plan A
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize