She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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