Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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