exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
