I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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