worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
My liver just had a heart attack.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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