I heard we made out
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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