I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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