YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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