How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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