But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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