Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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