is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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